Thank for the 2 letter . One of them is very touch to almost drop tears . Another wan is very upset to drop tears . Haha but i very happy with the letters :) Thank you very much !!!!!
Today i get the letter from NS . It say i can enlistment into maju camp . at clementi there sia . my uncle say the camp very slack like fuck ..... then my uncle and mother ask me think maybe no chance to go in this slacking camp . but i never think of next . I WAN GO POLY lolz . Somemore the camp start at 10july sia . si bei lame sia on the day of my bday sia . So unlucky ..... so i defer it once i get the enrollment . i will send it to CMPB :) SEE ALL MY FRIEND IN NP BA :)
Today i was having in the morning . i sleep at 3am and wake up 630 . Wah sibei jia lat sia going to be panda soon le . I go school and have exam but the one i study never come out . The one i never study keep poping out . Hais its like wtf lo . Donno can pass anot wish i can pass the exam . Then after that chiong to my frene house . Helping to repair the computer cause kana virus until jia lat jia lat . Then go home and have a nap until now lolz . No mood to study sia donno why . But still must try to force myself . tml gt last paper and i free from school le . holiday will be very sian sia . i have apply for 6 jobs le none of them call me . the world crisis is so bad that find a jobs is so hard . singapore crisis is still ok . in usa more than million of small comapany close down . and the stock drop more than 60%. How to get a life now . even you have the knowledge u also cant do anythings. If i cant get to poly then i will be in NS . i really wish you can wait for me .
Recently alot of things happen . Xueli Bf is in jail now 1year 8months with 6strokes . Cheer up man . Don break down yourself b4 he come out .
Angeline just do what you feel like . don keep yourself in the cage . a cage with no holes 1day you will die of breathless . let yourself out of there . i will guide u along the way. when you need help my approach me. im always there for you.
Joelle not you are not good for him . Faults and blaming is useless . Every quarrel is come from both partner . Break up are normal . You are a good girl u can find some1 better than him. Trust me i know u from pri school.
i don wish to see you unhappy. each time you cry im heartacde. i know how you gone through. im gone through b4. i know you scare of me. i promise you i will not make you scare again. i promise i swear please don avoid me. im really sorry and guilty about everythings. i keep blaming myself being so useless. causing all the trouble and make you fear. i promise you i will erase everythings. let forget everythings and walk forwards tgt. i promise i will give you a better life. With no worry unhappiness and saddness in your life. entrust you heart to me can ? i will be a better person than b4. 1st gal i ever love and no1 can change my heart towards you.
Today is 19feb every month 19 is s special day for me :) Haha onli for me,any1 want know the reason i cant tell lolz . Today ii nv go to school i go to BBDC . From 9plus to 12plus .... I was doing practise and practise for my BTT .... I scare will fail so do more practise for it ..... When i get into the test room im so scare will fail .... I try to think of sth to make me fill with confidance .... Sitting down on the chair so anxious and nervous .... When the test start i see the qus all like so difference from the practise you know .... I so scare will fail i think for afew sec then i submit the paper .... It loading so long sia then a green box come out .... Its a big words PASS .... wow i so happy the 1st things i get out of the room i called someone .... Then thinking of meeting her after my test .... But she got sth on so no choice i go home and take a rest .... Think of going out but no mood cos today is 19 .... My mind onli 19 19 19 19 19 19 and 19 .... Haha think too much then tired so stay at home and have a good rest .... Then in the eveningg 6plus i go play basketball .... Then gt 1 fucking fatty police play basketball until fucking violent .... He say i trip him fall then he so violent .... Hey hey fatty u know i nv wear shoe lei .... and my leg gt bruises and almost spine my leg .... Even now i walk also gt problem abit pain here and there .... Hais how careless of me .... Haha i never go to school for 3 days all my friends missing me ba .... Less 1 joker in the classroom pei them joke and laugh and play ba .... Tml i will be going back to school le .... Ass man i gt alot of project haven done finish .... Mcs Cs Jcp Jcs and final year project reports .... So much thing but all i do half half le .... Wish i gt more time if she is by my side i believe she will help me along the way .... But I now muz have backbone do everythings myself .... Muhahaha cannot always need other to help me .... You can overcame everything but not yourself stupid hong hahaha .... JIA YOU CHENG HONG
Today nth to do at home . lazy to play rappelzsea ..... So i play back DOTA .... haha lucky nv miss skill still did quite well in most of the games . Win 3 games lose 1 game . Then its was abt 5plus i go to my ah ma house . Cos today my bro bday so my mum wan to go buy cake . So i go along cos i wan to find out wat happen to my laptop . Playing game using webcam and doing anythings my com will hang and lag . Its was like wth . So i go there to ask the guy abt how to overcome this problem . They ask me to call the customer service abt its . IT was like wasting my stupid time . No choice go home and have dinner le . Eating pizza and sweet & spicy drumstick . i tot i can eat the stupid drumstick who know its so hard . Then i eat pizza wow the pizza so soft and nice to eat . I never bite b4 i eat i jux sollow it down . Muhahaha lucky never choke to death .
Qus : where are the best place to buy bugs?? Ans :flea market
Qus :What are strawberries when they are sad ?? Ans : blueberries
Qus :How do basketball player stay cool ?? Ans :When sit next to the fans
Qus :Why do robber wan to wear black glove ?? Ans: They don wan to be caught red handed
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.
There are four kinds of sex : -HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room. -BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom. -HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU" -COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.
Tat is my oncoming operation donno y feelin quite scare .
Haha i think cos after tat i need to pain for 1 week .
And the whole week muz eat porridge sia .
Fish chicken pork everyday the same sian1/2 sia .
Then after 1 week of operation i need to put bracer more jia lat .
Every month need to go Alexcendar hospital and change bracer .
I wish the hospital will be nearer lolz .
Donno after putting the bracer will i be still the same or
uglier any1 wan to know can jio me out hehe .
This fews day lazy to post blog haha .
My everyday life is dota dota dota .
And everyday go out and go out .
BTW i gt 1 more cousin le wor my Jiu Mo birth le .
To a baby daughter so happy i gt a new baby cousin le .
Doctor: I am sorry you are deathly ill
Patient: how long do I have to live
Doctor: Ten
Patient: Ten months, ten days ? what?
Doctor: Ten, nine, Eight, seven, ………
Doctor: Sorry, John… your condition is pretty bad!
I guess is that you have only about 3 minutes left. Pacient: Oh, no!!! 3 minutes!!!! Doctor, please, there isn’t anything you can do for me? Doctor: In 3 minutes? Well, I can prepare cup noodles for you…
YTD nite i helping a ah siao to lie to her BF tat she
go to a chalet .
My beloved have when to msia so suddenly coz
her uncle get stroke so no choice .
If not i will be going out wit her .
Maybe if she nv go msia , i will not be able to meet her too .
Cos her mother want her and her ex (wilson) to go out tgt .
HER mother wish they can patch back WTF .
She when to msia onli 2 days sunday nite she will be back .
miss her badly .
Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?
Little Johnny: But I asked first!
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.
Customer: Excuse me, but I saw your thumb in my soup when you were carrying it.
Waitress: Oh, that's okay. The soup isn't hot.
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past. "C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you slept with?""Baby," he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fit".Kim promised she wouldn't get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell her."Okay," he said, "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven - then there's you - nine, ten, 11, 12, 13.."
Its have been pass 4days since u have left my side
and when to hong kong .
Haha missing u really badly .
Most of the i was missing u and thinking of you .
Wish u can come back faster.
NVM jux 1 more day u will be back le muhaha .
This few days lucky gt tat siao zar bo pei wo talk
RITE SI AUNT .
Wish tat siao zar bo can find a good guy .
And thx for ur hong kong gift sia .
The keychain and the T-shirt .
I forget to update last time .
I have change my phone le to N81 8Gb .
So happy sia and angeline also changing soon le .
I jux dye my hair jux now clear bown .
But i looked into the mirror its more like GOLD
WTH donno sell my hair can get how much .
SIAN tml is a long day for me sia .
I gt school until 4 cos of my stupid project .
Its last week of school le so happy sia .
Can slack all the way le but i go school also slack .
Like no different at all onli no need to travel all the way by bus .
Nth much le to write le i jux miss you so badly .
ANGELINE ANG SI HUI .
A: Why are you crying?
B: The elephant is dead.
A: Was he your pet?
B: No, but I'm the one who must dig his grave.
A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up. "Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?" "Wrong number," replied the girl.
PUPIL: "Would you punish me for something I didn’t do?"
TEACHER:" Of course not."
PUPIL: "Good, because I haven’t done my homework."
A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
teacher: What are you waiting for?
student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.
SO much things happen from the day i nv blog until now .
But donno wan to start from where .
I just randomly say all the things ba .
My eye got infection from the contact lens .
Then as red as a ang bao sia the whole eye like saringan like tat .
This few weeks and days i was so lonely .
But there is some1 come out and pei wo walk along the road .
TAT is angeline ang si hui if not u i will be
very bored le .
Also muz thank to xueli and more who haven chat wit me
when i bored and so on and so fore .
THANK YOU ANGELINE .
U are flyin to hongkong tml le i will be quite bored ba .
I try to keep myself doing sometime until u are back
and pei wo again .
TO ALL MY FRIEND ; who ever have hurt from relationship .
PLZ DO STH U ENJOY AND HAPPY ABT I DON
WISH U ALL GET HURT IF ANYTHINGS CAN TEL ME .
IM back to dota le lolz .
Exam is comin every1 muz be studyin very hard ba .
jiayou jiayou don stress urself even study also muz
rest and relax wan .
After all the exam holiday will come soon haha .
Findin part-time jobs wanted any1 can help me ?
Man said to God --- Why did you make women so beautiful?
God said to man --- So that you will love them.
Man said to God --- But why did you make them so dumb?
God said to man --- So that they will love you.
Customer: Waiter, waiter! There is a frog in my soup!!!
Waiter: Sorry, sir. The fly is on vacation.
A nervous old lady on a bus was made even more nervous by the fact that the driver periodically took his arm out of the window. When she couldn't stand it any longer, she tapped him on the shoulder and whispered on his ear: "Young man...you keep both hands on the wheel...I'll tell you when it's raining!"
Patient: Doctor, I think that I've bitten by a vampire.
Doctor: Drink this glass of water.
Patient: Will it make me better?
Doctor: No, I but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.
A: Why are all those people running?
B: They are running a race to get a cup.
A: Who will get the cup?
B: The person who wins.
A: Then why are all the others running?
Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?"
Girl: "First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?
Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.