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Monday, April 6, 2009
7:38 PM

Thank for the 2 letter .
One of them is very touch to almost drop tears .
Another wan is very upset to drop tears .
Haha but i very happy with the letters :)
Thank you very much !!!!!

Today i get the letter from NS .
It say i can enlistment into maju camp .
at clementi there sia .
my uncle say the camp very slack like fuck .....
then my uncle and mother ask me think maybe no chance to go in this slacking camp .
but i never think of next .
I WAN GO POLY lolz .
Somemore the camp start at 10july sia .
si bei lame sia on the day of my bday sia .
So unlucky .....
so i defer it once i get the enrollment .
i will send it to CMPB :)
SEE ALL MY FRIEND IN NP BA :)

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Tuesday, March 10, 2009
7:12 PM

Today i was having in the morning .
i sleep at 3am and wake up 630 .
Wah sibei jia lat sia going to be panda soon le .
I go school and have exam but the one i study never come out .
The one i never study keep poping out .
Hais its like wtf lo .
Donno can pass anot wish i can pass the exam .
Then after that chiong to my frene house .
Helping to repair the computer cause kana virus until jia lat jia lat .
Then go home and have a nap until now lolz .
No mood to study sia donno why .
But still must try to force myself .
tml gt last paper and i free from school le .
holiday will be very sian sia .
i have apply for 6 jobs le none of them call me .
the world crisis is so bad that find a jobs is so hard .
singapore crisis is still ok .
in usa more than million of small comapany close down .
and the stock drop more than 60%.
How to get a life now .
even you have the knowledge u also cant do anythings.
If i cant get to poly then i will be in NS .
i really wish you can wait for me .

Recently alot of things happen .
Xueli Bf is in jail now 1year 8months with 6strokes .
Cheer up man .
Don break down yourself b4 he come out .

Angeline just do what you feel like .
don keep yourself in the cage .
a cage with no holes 1day you will die of breathless .
let yourself out of there .
i will guide u along the way.
when you need help my approach me.
im always there for you.

Joelle not you are not good for him .
Faults and blaming is useless .
Every quarrel is come from both partner .
Break up are normal .
You are a good girl u can find some1 better than him.
Trust me i know u from pri school.

i don wish to see you unhappy.
each time you cry im heartacde.
i know how you gone through.
im gone through b4.
i know you scare of me.
i promise you i will not make you scare again.
i promise i swear please don avoid me.
im really sorry and guilty about everythings.
i keep blaming myself being so useless.
causing all the trouble and make you fear.
i promise you i will erase everythings.
let forget everythings and walk forwards tgt.
i promise i will give you a better life.
With no worry unhappiness and saddness in your life.
entrust you heart to me can ?
i will be a better person than b4.
1st gal i ever love and no1 can change my heart towards you.

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Thursday, February 19, 2009
11:23 PM

Today is 19feb every month 19 is s special day for me :)
Haha onli for me,any1 want know the reason i cant tell lolz .
Today ii nv go to school i go to BBDC .
From 9plus to 12plus ....
I was doing practise and practise for my BTT ....
I scare will fail so do more practise for it .....
When i get into the test room im so scare will fail ....
I try to think of sth to make me fill with confidance ....
Sitting down on the chair so anxious and nervous ....
When the test start i see the qus all like so difference from the practise you know ....
I so scare will fail i think for afew sec then i submit the paper ....
It loading so long sia then a green box come out ....
Its a big words PASS ....
wow i so happy the 1st things i get out of the room i called someone ....
Then thinking of meeting her after my test ....
But she got sth on so no choice i go home and take a rest ....
Think of going out but no mood cos today is 19 ....
My mind onli 19 19 19 19 19 19 and 19 ....
Haha think too much then tired so stay at home and have a good rest ....
Then in the eveningg 6plus i go play basketball ....
Then gt 1 fucking fatty police play basketball until fucking violent ....
He say i trip him fall then he so violent ....
Hey hey fatty u know i nv wear shoe lei ....
and my leg gt bruises and almost spine my leg ....
Even now i walk also gt problem abit pain here and there ....
Hais how careless of me ....
Haha i never go to school for 3 days all my friends missing me ba ....
Less 1 joker in the classroom pei them joke and laugh and play ba ....
Tml i will be going back to school le ....
Ass man i gt alot of project haven done finish ....
Mcs Cs Jcp Jcs and final year project reports ....
So much thing but all i do half half le ....
Wish i gt more time if she is by my side i believe she will help me along the way ....
But I now muz have backbone do everythings myself ....
Muhahaha cannot always need other to help me ....
You can overcame everything but not yourself stupid hong hahaha ....
JIA YOU CHENG HONG

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Saturday, December 13, 2008
11:15 PM

Today nth to do at home .
lazy to play rappelzsea .....
So i play back DOTA ....
haha lucky nv miss skill still did quite well in most of the games .
Win 3 games lose 1 game .
Then its was abt 5plus i go to my ah ma house .
Cos today my bro bday so my mum wan to go buy cake .
So i go along cos i wan to find out wat happen to my laptop .
Playing game using webcam and doing anythings my com will hang and lag .
Its was like wth .
So i go there to ask the guy abt how to overcome this problem .
They ask me to call the customer service abt its .
IT was like wasting my stupid time .
No choice go home and have dinner le .
Eating pizza and sweet & spicy drumstick .
i tot i can eat the stupid drumstick who know its so hard .
Then i eat pizza wow the pizza so soft and nice to eat .
I never bite b4 i eat i jux sollow it down .
Muhahaha lucky never choke to death .

Qus : where are the best place to buy bugs??
Ans :flea market

Qus :What are strawberries when they are sad ??
Ans : blueberries

Qus :How do basketball player stay cool ??
Ans :When sit next to the fans

Qus :Why do robber wan to wear black glove ??
Ans: They don wan to be caught red handed

In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

One man calls emergency:
- Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!
After five minutes, the same man calls back:
- It is OK, I found another one.

There are four kinds of sex :
-HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.


-BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.


-HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU"


-COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.


Goodnite my friends
Sweet dreams

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Sunday, November 2, 2008
12:10 AM

LONG TIME NO POST SOME1 SAYING MY BLOG IS ROTTEN.
So i gu yi when she go oversea then i post haha .
You see i so wu xin sia lolz .
Miss her so badly no bed time stry ytd night ,
having a hard time slping waiting for me to get super tired
then slp .
Today waking up at 12 no phone ringing and msging .
No1 buy breakfast for me too bt lucky,
my mother or my ah ma buy breakfast for me.
If not i will be suffer from hunger and dead .
Wish that she will come home fast and pei wo .
Next week is the 1st SP course lab test muz pass,
cant afford to fail if faill will get kick out .
But everyweek studying that course is quite boring.
Cos the teacher keep talking and talking .
And its happen to be afternoon .
mornin 8am reach school study all the way to 1230 and jux
nice take bus go SP then no time to eat and drink .
Every friday i will suffer of hunger .
HAHA . BLOG UNTIL HERE SEE TML GT MOOD TO BLOG MA

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Thursday, September 18, 2008
10:12 PM

So long i haven been posting already .

Holiday is so boring sia .

Nothings to so do in the holiday .

YTD is my frene yan bday my sec sch frene frene angeline and me go

to his bday party and have steamboats .

After the steamboat we gone home cos not much

ppl staying back to play pool .

So long haven been able to get together as a group le .

BTW sth bad happen to angeline .

HAVE U EVER HEARD OF ANY PARENT SCOLDING THEIR CHILD .

Scolding is very normal but saying tat she is ugly .

Not onli saying infront of her , but say to every of her frene .

"MY DAUGHTER IS UGLY" .

"MY SISTER IS UGLY"

Hey Hey did any of ur parent or ur sibling say tat to you .

All the while she was endure and try to make her parent happy ,

what her parent say she listen to them .

She never been requesting for anythings in return .

she just wish her mother will love her more just abit more .

But each time in return is the same .

When in need her parents and sibling will treat her danm good .

When after they get some good from her she will became

useless again in their eye and vent anger on her .

She have been crying afew time when we chatting on phone .

Hai just hackcare them just believe in urself .

Just like me believe in yourself whatever people say

you can just dont care .

The most important things is you believe that you are right

can le .

You can let every1 down you cant let youself down .

If u also lets yourself down who will believe you

thats means even you also don believe in youself .

STAND UP AND BE STRONG .

There is nth to fear and scare the onli things u fear

is yourself .

Just like me scare of dogs but when u think positive everythings

will be already.

Just like me living in a carefree world without any unhappiness .

And any1 wan say things behind me just say la hor .

I not like those dog saying people bad things behind them .

If want complain just complain unlike someone

using their parent as shield immature JC kids .

Know afew words then think they very clever can anyhow scold people .

And dont work and open hand or lie for money .

THIS IS TO ALL MY FRIEND NOT ONLI ANGELINE .

BTW ANGELINE IS NOT UGLY

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Wednesday, September 3, 2008
10:26 PM

HEY!!!!!!!!!!!! Dog come my blog kbkp sia .
I think her mother father die izzit .
No place to kbkp so come my blog .
U think here is ur dog house izzit .
hey hey hey think b4 u come my blog and kbkp hor .
U think i donno who are u ar if u wan try me just say .
I wan find you is as easy as ABC hor .
BTW ur school near my house .
And lim bei nv say ur english sux i think ur father mother never
teach you manners .
Go school study about how to have sex, learning how to help guy have pressure izzit .
KNN IF NOT HAPPY CAN CALL ME, I KNOW U GT MY NO.
NO need to come my tagbox and put .... put ur lan jiao name la .
TMD i very long nv scold vulgarity, dun u force me .
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Today teacher call me ask me go back school tml .
Cause i haven finish my schoolworks .
So no choice need to go back finish up if not
my result will not be very good .
Damn damn.. wat am i doing now, still playing dota .
Exam is so near, why im i always having the feeling that i can pass
and i don wan to study .
I wan to get distinction for my subject .
I think tml i will study ba. Last 3days left before my math paper.
SO happy today do 6qns of wireless but like quite useless like tat .
But at least i got do some to recall the topic .
JIA YOU EVERY1 WHO ARE HAVING EXAM .

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Tuesday, September 2, 2008
8:30 PM

My blog going rotting soon le .
U all gt heard for the new drama name 篮球火 .
Its was danm danm danm danm NICE !
It was totally SUPER lame from the start to the end .
The player all can fly until very kuan zhang sia .
Can jump from the 3 pointer and do fucking many pattern then dunk -_- .
Can jump and stay in the air then swim in the air .
Muz watch don miss the LAME drama .

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1more week is my exam le .

So lazy to study sia now still playing dota -_- .

Today go town and find her wish to see the bitch .

But in end never see her and i rush home cos my house no

electricity because my mother nv pay bills .

No la just that they need to change the wire and connect the wire to

the new lift , they are upgrading the lifts .

When i saw having sweet dreams in the mornin ,

suddenly feel very very hot like living in the oven .

I see who switch off my fan 1st things in my mind is my stupid mother .

Then i see the switch is on the power supply is also on but the fan not moving .

I hackcare and continue my sleep After awhile noise noisy suddenly come

from outside holyshit hot weather CUM noisy .

Lucky got water for me if not can die in the house .

MY mother fake me say tat after 2 hour the power supply will be came .

TMD still haven kns and i go out and find angel better .

BTW gt a fucker own me gold class movie wor .

AND i wan to say abt this few days sth have happen .

TMD nowadays ah beng think they join very long very big ar .

But in the end make themselves shamefull still need

to behalf his gf and say sorry .

SO fat SO ugly can go hong gan ar .

Thinking that very big come down find trouble think

join gang cfm win , in the end nv join wan open mouth lan lan .

XIAO di di is xiao didi go home drink ur mother milk and grow

clever . Now ah beng gt use ar then police use for wat ?

When ah beng things gone 1st things is call police stupid rite .

AND stupid gal own problem cannot settle herself need Bf help .

GO licK ur own pussy and think la hor .

Ur bf say he very big then u believe him .

Then say ur father no lan jiao u also believe la .

HAHA relax jux saying abt this fews days happening .

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Friday, August 29, 2008
12:59 AM

2 more week is my exam le .
The time fly really fast jux a blink of a few second .
8sept is my math and 10sept is my wireless .
Muhahaha lazy to study sia but still scare will fail .
Today study at 10 i reach sch at 1040 -_- .
Rainin so heavily this few days and i was injured .
I was injured by my classmate when playin basketball .
He hit me with his full strength and tio me .
My new spect spoil and my i gt quite deep cut on my face beside my eye .
But its ok not much problem jux a bit bleeding and pain .
After been hit i go go home after wireless class .
because i cannot see the board and feeling uncomfortable .
So i go home straight and sleep .
When i wake up i relise i fallen sick haven cough fever headade and flu .
Until today i fine now after passed 3 days .
Everyday going to school and coming back from school .
I was like walking in the rain heavy rain and mini rain .
Today after school i go to find her cos she studying .
I waited her for quite long cos i was too early le .
1pm she end 1230 i ahve reached .
So no choice walk walk around and talk to the FUCKER .
Then fetch her go walk walk and eat lunch .
Having come window shopping and she bought a very nice dress .
Then i bring her to work le .
End of my story le i go slp le nite .

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Sunday, August 10, 2008
9:50 PM






I now cannot talk much and clearly sia .
Its have been past 5 days its is worst life i ever been .
the 1st day bleed the hell out of me sia .
Cant talk cant smile so the past i want .
Then the 1st few days after the operation my face swollen like a pig like tat .
As if 2 lump on my face but my getting better le .
left my lips onli quite swollen .
Everyday porridge and porridge fish porrige pork porridge this and tat porridge .
I stil need to eat for a fews days .
And cannot brush teeth onli can giggles wit water .
Each time i giggles my mouth will bleed donno why -_-
Lucky she pei wo everyday and buy food for me to eat .
Thx to her alot feed me and buy food for me .
And thx to every1 who concern abt me .
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SINGAPORE !!!!!!
The china eng is danm sux sia they translate anyhow .






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Tuesday, August 5, 2008
7:15 PM

TODAY is the worst pain i every got .
I have my operation plucking 8 tooth at once .
when the doc put me to slp i cant feel anythings .
After finish the op is the nightmare sia .
So pain the feeling cannot drink water .
wash my mouth also pain .
All the way i was like drinking blood and blood .
My mother and angeline accompany me for the op .
So i muz be bravo i nv cry or what jux tahan and tahan .
Now my mouth swollen abit cannot close it up .
Haha i see the mirror so cute sia lolz .
and my tougne keep touch the holes so eeeerrrr xing sia .
hahaha .
Next week will start my bracer le .
THANK FOR ACCOMPANY ME THROUGH THE WORLD DAY .

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Saturday, August 2, 2008
10:24 PM

Something scary is comin soon .
Tat is my oncoming operation donno y feelin quite scare .
Haha i think cos after tat i need to pain for 1 week .
And the whole week muz eat porridge sia .
Fish chicken pork everyday the same sian1/2 sia .
Then after 1 week of operation i need to put bracer more jia lat .
Every month need to go Alexcendar hospital and change bracer .
I wish the hospital will be nearer lolz .
Donno after putting the bracer will i be still the same or
uglier any1 wan to know can jio me out hehe .
This fews day lazy to post blog haha .
My everyday life is dota dota dota .
And everyday go out and go out .
BTW i gt 1 more cousin le wor my Jiu Mo birth le .
To a baby daughter so happy i gt a new baby cousin le .
Doctor: I am sorry you are deathly ill
Patient: how long do I have to live
Doctor: Ten
Patient: Ten months, ten days ? what?
Doctor: Ten, nine, Eight, seven, ………
Doctor: Sorry, John… your condition is pretty bad!
I guess is that you have only about 3 minutes left.
Pacient: Oh, no!!! 3 minutes!!!! Doctor, please, there isn’t anything you can do for me?
Doctor: In 3 minutes? Well, I can prepare cup noodles for you…
A kid arriving from school says to his mother:
- Mom, everyone is saying I’m too hairy!
The mother, frightened yells to his husband:-
Honey!! The dog is talking!!

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Thursday, July 24, 2008
9:42 PM


Today is the last day of class test sia .

Heng teacher let us open book and do for the EM of not jia lat sia .

Not really jia lat jux tat will not get a better grade haha .

Some of the qus is ez like nth to say .

I hate Log this Log tat so hard sia .

Next next week still gt practial test sia .

But teacher very good will not give us hard hard wan .

TML donno wan to do what sia cos she working and all my frene not free .

I think i stay at home playing dota better hehe .

OK LA I GO PLAY DOTA NOW .

MAYBE tml i will post again wait for my updates



woman have more scandal than guy

IMPORTANT TO HAVE FRIENDS

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Wednesday, July 23, 2008
11:25 PM

Today i wanted to wake up early and go school study .
In the end the weather is so cool and make me,
sleep like a pig so i late for school .
Lucky 1st lesson is pe then the teacher blur blur wan .
I last mins go to school he give me attendeance .
Then go for the stupid WCN test .
When i take the test paper i was lookin at it for very long .
So many words then i was like wth .
My heart told me its hard when i start doing .
Its is quite ez and collin helping me to do some .
THX VERY MUCH .
After the test is abt 1130 i go home lazy to go to the project .
Cos i meeting HER she say tat will call me in 5mins time .
But after half and hour then i recieve her call ,
When the time i jux reach bukit panjang .
Lucky she nv miss the bus if not i will scold Her until vomit blood .
Then i go home change and go out tgt .
We go to CWP and eat lunch we ate pasta mania .
Very nice sia and gt student price who every free muz go try .
We intend to go there watch movie but the movie ,
DO NOT HAVE A SUBTITLE SIA .
1st time i see a movie do not come wit a subtitle sia .
Then nth to do so we go home when i reach home .
I tired like fuck sia as if fucking for 3day 3 nite nv slp like tat .
Then i sleep until 10plus then wake up by a call .


poor crocodile family


life is a game for god

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Thursday, July 10, 2008
10:15 PM






TODAY IS A SPECAIL DAY U KNOW .


ITS MY BIRTHDAY WOAH .


My 19 years old bday today i pon school .


Cos i don wan to stress myself wit school works .


Then i and angeline go out tgt we go bugis and walk walk .


We go find a FUCKER workin at messy .


After finding her we go walk walk see this see tat .


Then walk until tired le we go to MOS to have a rest and drink .






she look so happy .






this is the shirt tat she bought for me from topman

Then we go to the arcade to play photo hunts .

But sway sway saw 1 lao chee bye sia his name is

YEO JUN HAO my late time classmate very kns wan .

His mouth like machine gun cannot stop .

All the sentences full of vulgar start wit this and end wit tat .

We try to play photo hunt and get into the 1st but super hard sia .

All the photo gt cheat wan so hard to find .

After playin for 1plus hour we walk to suntec there .

We go "toys r us" i keep disturning her wit the toys there .

After everythings we go to eat sushi then go home le .

So long do not have so much fun le .
so happy sia wish everyday is like this .
I GT 2 WISH
1ST WISH IS WISH EVERY1 BE HAPPY AND HEALTHY .
2ND CANNOT SAY OUT IS SECRET .

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Thursday, July 3, 2008
12:07 AM

I gt a tooth operation soon !!!!!
Because i gt a tooth cannot grow .
Its jam in between 2 tooth haha .
TML i going to AH and have a tooth X-RAY .
To see how serious its and how to operate and
take the tooth out .
I feel abit scare of the operation cos need to cut my gums .
AND the operation take quite a long time .
BTW my birthday is coming soon any present from u all ????
I LOVE ASH !!!!
I HATE WILSON HE IS A FUCKER NBCBKNNPCBLJASSHOLE .
I gt many things wan to say but donno how to say .
SO i rather keep it in my heart .

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Saturday, June 28, 2008
10:47 PM

Today is saturdays once again its is saturday .
I was slacking all the way at home .
Playing my stupid games .
From morning to evening .
YTD nite i helping a ah siao to lie to her BF tat she
go to a chalet .
My beloved have when to msia so suddenly coz
her uncle get stroke so no choice .
If not i will be going out wit her .
Maybe if she nv go msia , i will not be able to meet her too .
Cos her mother want her and her ex (wilson) to go out tgt .
HER mother wish they can patch back WTF .
She when to msia onli 2 days sunday nite she will be back .
miss her badly .
Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?
Little Johnny: But I asked first!
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.
Customer: Excuse me, but I saw your thumb in my soup when you were carrying it.
Waitress: Oh, that's okay. The soup isn't hot.
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past. "C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you slept with?""Baby," he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fit".Kim promised she wouldn't get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell her."Okay," he said, "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven - then there's you - nine, ten, 11, 12, 13.."

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Wednesday, June 25, 2008
8:52 PM

AFTER haven a long holiday for my blog .
i decided to updated my blog again .
Now i gt everythings i wan le .
New laptop new handphone new ipod .
But all cannot reach my desired i donno why .
Last week is starting holiday from last week until now .
I haven really go out much i think not even 1 time ba .
Nvm still gt 2weeks any1 asking me out ?
I think the same things will happen no1 ask me out .
Then suan le holiday like rotting is the same ideas .
Everyday do the same things play and play and play .
Last week i was haven a heart attack 3 time by the same ppl .
Ok la end of myself thinking of posting more .
But i think no meaning beside it hehe .
Father: What did you do today to help your mother?
Son: I dried the dishes
Daughter: And I helped pick up the pieces.
Teacher: Do you have trouble making decisions?
Student: Well...yes and no.
"Excuse me. Do you know the way to the zoo?"
"No, I'm sorry I don't."
"Well, it's two blocks this way, then one block to the left."
"I was born in California."
"Which part?"
"All of me."
"You look very funny wearing that belt."
"I would look even funnier if I didn't wear it."
Customer in a restaurant: I would like to have a plate of rice and a piece of fried chicken and a cup of coffee
Waitress : Is it enough Sir?
Customer : What? Do you think I can't buy more?
"Why do you take baths in milk?"
"I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008
9:44 PM






Its have been pass 4days since u have left my side



and when to hong kong .



Haha missing u really badly .



Most of the i was missing u and thinking of you .



Wish u can come back faster.



NVM jux 1 more day u will be back le muhaha .



This few days lucky gt tat siao zar bo pei wo talk



RITE SI AUNT .



Wish tat siao zar bo can find a good guy .



And thx for ur hong kong gift sia .



The keychain and the T-shirt .



I forget to update last time .



I have change my phone le to N81 8Gb .



So happy sia and angeline also changing soon le .



I jux dye my hair jux now clear bown .



But i looked into the mirror its more like GOLD



WTH donno sell my hair can get how much .



SIAN tml is a long day for me sia .



I gt school until 4 cos of my stupid project .



Its last week of school le so happy sia .



Can slack all the way le but i go school also slack .



Like no different at all onli no need to travel all the way by bus .



Nth much le to write le i jux miss you so badly .



ANGELINE ANG SI HUI .


A: Why are you crying?

B: The elephant is dead.

A: Was he your pet?

B: No, but I'm the one who must dig his grave.


A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up. "Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?" "Wrong number," replied the girl.


PUPIL: "Would you punish me for something I didn’t do?"

TEACHER:" Of course not."

PUPIL: "Good, because I haven’t done my homework."


A teacher asked a student to write 55.

Student asked: How?

Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!

The student wrote 5 and stopped.

teacher: What are you waiting for?

student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!


Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.

Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.


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Thursday, June 5, 2008
9:38 PM


SO much things happen from the day i nv blog until now .

But donno wan to start from where .

I just randomly say all the things ba .

My eye got infection from the contact lens .

Then as red as a ang bao sia the whole eye like saringan like tat .

This few weeks and days i was so lonely .

But there is some1 come out and pei wo walk along the road .

TAT is angeline ang si hui if not u i will be

very bored le .

Also muz thank to xueli and more who haven chat wit me

when i bored and so on and so fore .

THANK YOU ANGELINE .

U are flyin to hongkong tml le i will be quite bored ba .

I try to keep myself doing sometime until u are back

and pei wo again .

TO ALL MY FRIEND ; who ever have hurt from relationship .

PLZ DO STH U ENJOY AND HAPPY ABT I DON

WISH U ALL GET HURT IF ANYTHINGS CAN TEL ME .


IM back to dota le lolz .

Exam is comin every1 muz be studyin very hard ba .

jiayou jiayou don stress urself even study also muz

rest and relax wan .

After all the exam holiday will come soon haha .

Findin part-time jobs wanted any1 can help me ?


Man said to God --- Why did you make women so beautiful?

God said to man --- So that you will love them.

Man said to God --- But why did you make them so dumb?

God said to man --- So that they will love you.


Customer: Waiter, waiter! There is a frog in my soup!!!

Waiter: Sorry, sir. The fly is on vacation.


A nervous old lady on a bus was made even more nervous by the fact that the driver periodically took his arm out of the window. When she couldn't stand it any longer, she tapped him on the shoulder and whispered on his ear: "Young man...you keep both hands on the wheel...I'll tell you when it's raining!"


Patient: Doctor, I think that I've bitten by a vampire.

Doctor: Drink this glass of water.

Patient: Will it make me better?

Doctor: No, I but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.


A: Why are all those people running?

B: They are running a race to get a cup.

A: Who will get the cup?

B: The person who wins.

A: Then why are all the others running?


Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?"

Girl: "First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?


Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.

Doctor: Next please!

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